.home.again.

 

Monday Ms. Rebecca Dharma and I attempted to return home from our adventures in the east - and I don't know that we're allowed to travel together anymore. Setting aside last years misadventures with giant spiders, bleach, food poisoning and hail - which I cannot talk about - the trip home was....amazingly bad.
Traveling on I-70W home, we hit not one but two semi-truck accidents, the second of which got us trapped on the highway for about three hours. Not moving.
At all.
For three hours.
If we'd had a truly spectacular view like this picture by my friend Nathan VanArnsdale, we'd probably not have minded so much.

Instead we got the Piazza Food Delivery Truck.
And harassed by a creepy trucker  who kept coming to visit us.
You know, since all the cars were turned off and everyone had resorted to milling about on the pavement.
And peeing on the side of the road.
And then I decided to hide the food.

the adventure so far...

 Napoleon - Rebecca's Rooster. He's quite fancy.

 The halfway point - Effingham.

 I do love positive bathroom affirmations...

 Rebecca's performance.

Class today.