my favorite conversation from the weekend

...as Rebecca was loading her things into my car for the Yeh Shaam Mastani show...

Me: What’s that noise? (while poking at the Tardis)
Rebecca: It’s the Tardis.
Me: No, I was poking at the Tardis to see if it was the Tardis, and it’s something else....
(the Tardis quiets down and I listen)
Me: Oh, it’s a lightsaber.